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News? :O [Dec. 17th, 2005|07:10 pm]
Harry Potter's Grandma

I thought I would set up an Official Grandma Potter Sightings post. Like that one for Sirius Black sightings on WB's website before the Azkaban movie, except better. Because it's GRANDMA POTTER, duh.

I'll start.

You all know about Mabel being my 7th grade math teacher, so we'll skip that one. But the other day, as I was vacationing in southern Moldolva, I saw her save a kitty from the top of a burning tree. It brought tears to my eyes, it was so beautiful. Then she saved a busload of nuns from cruel and unusual death by Lifetime movie marathon. My friends, tears were far too mediocre to describe the glory of that occasion. AMEN, GRANDMA POTTAH, AMEN.

In the face of such service to humanity, I could do only one thing. Because I'm the Half-Blood Prince, I made her an official peer of the realm. :D Yay. Then we watched pr0n together and knit some socks for Harry. Hopefully he liked my 'Ham Sandwich on Dead Samoan Rebels' motif. Grandma Potter went for the more grandmum-y 'Cookies And Smiles on Rocking Chairs' design, I am happy to announce. We sent along some Maybelline products as well, hope he likes Plummy Cherry-colored lipstick. Snape and Dumbledore both thought it was divine, so...
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(no subject) [Jun. 8th, 2005|12:26 pm]
Harry Potter's Grandma

[mood |bouncyBounsaaaaay]
[music |Tango: Maureen- RENT]

This community is on crack.

I love it.

Harry Potters grandma is at the head of a major makeup corporation. Realizing that "Mabel" wasn't quite suitable for the sexy world of cosmetics, Grandma Potter began creating her products under the pseudonym Maybelline. Sounds younger and more fetching, doesn't it?

You know it's true. You know it.
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Oddly relevant? [Feb. 28th, 2005|11:05 pm]
Harry Potter's Grandma

[mood |mellowmellow]

Hi guys, I hope promoting is allowed here, apologies if not!!

have a laugh, join rate_my_nan, submit a profile of your grandmother(s) and we celebrate their granniness!! We're very friendly - NOT a nasty rating comm, just here for a heartwarming giggle really- because we think grannies are the best =)
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New Member :D [Sep. 20th, 2004|04:49 pm]
Harry Potter's Grandma

[mood |excitedexcited]

Harry Potter's grandmother was my math teacher last year; I know it was her. They shared the name 'Mabel' and everything.

Funny, though, she has a grandson in my grade, and a granddaughter a year younger. So that must mean...HARRY HAS MORE FAMILY! OMGWTFBBQKFC! He can transfer to my school and be near his grammy and American cousins FOREVAH!

And Grandma Potter was the coolest math teacher of all time, too. <3
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Existance [May. 21st, 2004|12:53 am]
Harry Potter's Grandma

[mood |flirtyflirty]
[music |Bananaphone]

I KNOW for a fact that she exists. One day I was wandering the streets of Hogsmeade when I saw an old lady that was using her wand to make her bags float for her. I only saw helping her as the right thing to do so i walked over and asked, "Would you mind if I helped with these bags?" And of course she smiled a big grandma-like smile and said,"Of course" So i pulled out my wand and took as much of the load as possible. When we got to her house I was invited in for her special "tea" and some stories. Most of the time I wouldn't wanna listen to some old lady tell stories but in this case I was intrigued and wished to stay.
For about 3 hours she told stories of when she was a youngun like i still am. Dragons and Pixies and Fairies and Goblins and all sorts of magical creatures that fill the muggle story books.
She told about the Dragon that attacked the school during a Quidditch game and wouldn't leave until he happened to eat the snitch and buggered off.
About the Pixies who swarmed the school in her 4th year and turned all of Hogwarts inside-out outside-in upside-down and downside-up. I was certainly surprised to find out that even that didn't stop the upside down indoors game of Quidditch.
Amazingly the Faeries didn't ruin the school at all! In fact, they cleaned up all the dank corners of the school and made it reflect so brightly that night time was still as lit up as the day.
The Goblins, of course, couldn't get by the greatest groundskeeper of the time, Gagrid, son of Fagrid, grandson of Eagrid, and soon to be father of Hagrid. He saw them comin' so he hid until they had ran past him, and he jumped out! He blocked their passage for escape and scared them outright. All they did was turn and stare wide eyed. He just said,"Are you lookin' at me?" And that was all the goblins heard before they had been set ablaze by the skillfull wand-handling of the great Gagrid.
What she hadn't told me yet was that she was mother to the brave and dashing James Potter. As soon as I heard I was shocked and confuzzled. It was her. It was Grandma Potter.
Being the confuzzled boy I suddenly was, I freaked out because I didn't know what to do or say or even think. So I hugged her. I hugged Grandma Potter.
Little did I know that she had drugged my "tea" and made me pass out soon after I hugged her. She then proceeded to remove all my clothes and force a potion down my throat that changed my appearance into that of James Potter. Then she put some of his old clothes on me and placed me in various lewd poses. When I came to and found out, we had a good laugh before I told her I had to leave to study for my OWL's. With a wave of her wand and a bright fireworky explosion, Grandma Potter said goodbye to me as I flew away on my custom built broom.

(coulda been better, i felt rushed)
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The Obligatory "Welcome" Post [May. 19th, 2004|05:36 pm]
Harry Potter's Grandma

[mood |crazycrazy]

Yeah, yeah. This is a Community type-thingy that I created for my own amusement.

First of all, I like Harry Potter's Grandma. Sure, she's never mentioned, so it's assumed that she doesn't exist. I, however, think she does. Couldn't you just picture her squeezing Harry's cheeks and shoving a cookie down his throat? Well, I can. If you can too, then join the bloody Community.

Where did my obsession with The Boy Who Lived's obscure relative come from? Simple: The Manga Game. It is a game that the Inu-tachi invented where you write out a bunch of stupid topics and a bunch of anime/fantasy/movie/game characters (and/or famous people/historical figures) and then put them in separate piles. You pick a topic and two characters and then you draw a short comic about it. For instance, you might recieve "Harry Potter and the Angry Princess Hijack a Plane" or "Sasami eats Kenshin", whatever. But one time, I was writing out characters and for some godforsaken reason, "Harry Potter's Grandma" came to mind.

The funny thing is, I *always* use her now when my firends and I play The Manga Game, and she has yet to be chosen for a manga. As she has eluded Harry, she has consistently eluded us. Funky, huh?

So ya. I don't give a crap *what* you post about in this community, but if it is completely irrelevant, please at least type "Grandma Potter Rules!! XD" at the end of your entry. Yeesh...
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