||[Dec. 17th, 2005|07:10 pm]
Harry Potter's Grandma
I thought I would set up an Official Grandma Potter Sightings post. Like that one for Sirius Black sightings on WB's website before the Azkaban movie, except better. Because it's GRANDMA POTTER, duh. |
You all know about Mabel being my 7th grade math teacher, so we'll skip that one. But the other day, as I was vacationing in southern Moldolva, I saw her save a kitty from the top of a burning tree. It brought tears to my eyes, it was so beautiful. Then she saved a busload of nuns from cruel and unusual death by Lifetime movie marathon. My friends, tears were far too mediocre to describe the glory of that occasion. AMEN, GRANDMA POTTAH, AMEN.
In the face of such service to humanity, I could do only one thing. Because I'm the Half-Blood Prince, I made her an official peer of the realm. :D Yay. Then we watched pr0n together and knit some socks for Harry. Hopefully he liked my 'Ham Sandwich on Dead Samoan Rebels' motif. Grandma Potter went for the more grandmum-y 'Cookies And Smiles on Rocking Chairs' design, I am happy to announce. We sent along some Maybelline products as well, hope he likes Plummy Cherry-colored lipstick. Snape and Dumbledore both thought it was divine, so...